Showing posts with label News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label News. Show all posts

Friday, October 22, 2010

Sticks and Stones Will Break Your Bones, But Names Will Never Hurt You

By Murray Newlands, Director and Co-Founder, Monitoring Social Media


Who cares what people say about you? You do a great job for your customers, and people who know you professionally and personally know that you run an outstanding company, right?

Do you use Yelp? Why do you use it? Because what people say about you matters. Creating and managing an online reputation is an essential part of protecting your company's brand.

Bing Replaces Yahoo! as Number Two Search Engine

Microsoft Bing reached a major milestone for usage in August, the same month it officially became the technology which powers the Yahoo! search engine. According to PC Magazine, the latest statistics from The Nielsen Company show that Bing surpassed Yahoo! for the first time in August to become the second most-used search engine in the United States.

Are Google Instant Changes Impacting Demand Media?

Google Instant has also brought with it some apparent changes to the search engine algorithm used by the company. Fortune magazine editor Dan Primack has an interesting -- if completely unsubstantiated-- theory about what is happening. Primack told PC World that the algorithm changes might have been triggered by Google to drive traffic away from online content publisher Demand Media.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Import Of Used Computers Is Banned In Pakistan



Used Computers
Wall defacements and banners festooned above sidewalks are common constituents of the urban landscape in Pakistan. Last month, the reported instructions by President Asif Ali Zardari, asking the Ministry of Information Technology (MolT) to draft a proposal for a ban on the import of used computers and its accessories, instigated new roadside adornments, denouncing the ban.
Purporting lack of awareness among masses, multinational chip manufacturers and computer vendors are all for the ban, claiming that Pakistan has become a dumping ground for energy-inefficient, and first-world cast-offs. Despite the decline in the price of new computers, the country consumes over 500,000 second-hand PCs every year. Those against the ban argue that it is an unfair attempt by multinational hardware vendors to dominate the market, DV eliminating other more affordable options available to the consumers.
The ban would also affected by thousands of traders associated with the import and sales of used computers.
The former Federal IT Minister, Atta-ur-Redman, is accredited for permitting the import of used computers to provide IT education to the poor - at a lower cost. Over the years, the availability of cheaper and (marginally) used computers gained acceptance for increasing computer penetration and IT literacy in the country. One outcome of these imports is the existence of environmentally hazardous, recycling practices of e-waste. Although this menace to health and environment cannot be exonerated; the ban on second-hand computers is a double-edged sword that needs careful consideration.
In these times of high inflation, it is imperative to consider the disposable income of the common man. Restricting the access of affordable and cheaper alternatives to those who cannot afford new computers and face heightened economic barriers to benefit from IT, will only end up costing us more as a nation. Wouldn't it be more beneficial for us to focus efforts on drafting recycling policies and defining usability standards for the electronic equipment being imported, rather than proposing an all-out ban?

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

More tham 75% ofnet users see internet as a right

A survey carried out by the BBC indicated that more than three-quarters of the world's population believe that access to internet is a fundamental right. The poll, which questioned more than 27,000 adults across 26 countries, suggested strong global support for access to the Web. The findings were a direct result of efforts being taken across the world to increase Net access, with the United Nations leading a push for more online. For instance, countries like Finland and Estonia have already ruled that internet access is a human right, confirmed the BBC. According to the survey, Mexico, Brazil and Turkey were among countries where support was highest. South Korea, where nearly all citizens enjoy high-speed Net access, had the greatest majority of people - 96 per cent - who believed that access to the internet was a fundamental right.
It is hard to remember the days before the dot-corn revolution. Twenty-five years ago -on March 15, 1985 - the first dot-corn domain name, Symbolics.com, appeared on the internet, ushering in the commercial age of the World Wide Web, the CNN reported.
Having a domain name made it simpler for the average person to access a website. Development was slow, at first, as it took more than two years for the first 100 websites and domain names to go online; by 1995 the number had grown to 18,000 websites. Today, the internet and World Wide Web has grown to more than 80 million dot-corn domain names, according to the Information Technology & Innovation Foundation (ITIF).

IT & T sector attracts 2.253 billions US dollars in past two years

In the last two years, overall teledensity increased from 58.7 per cent to 63.5 per cent and a total Foreign Direct Investment (FDI) was recorded at 2.253 billion US dollars, reported the Daily Regional Times.
Despite inching towards a saturation stage, the telecom sector received 1.438 billion US dollars in the year 2008 and 815 million US dollars in 2009 as FDI, in different projects in the ministry and its attached departments. In addition, the total internet users of the country rose to 19 million and total direct and indirect jobs in the telecom sector increased to 1.36 million.
Telecom analysts around the world believe
Business Monitor International forecast that mobile subscribers in Pakistan would hit the 100-million mark by next year.
The Wall Street Journal reported last month that Facebook Chief Executive, Mark Zuckerberg, is in no rush to take the popular social-networking website public. The 25-year old CEO told the Journal in an interview that the company will eventually launch an initial public offering (IPO), but added, "we are definitely in no rush."
In November 2009, Facebook had announced a dual-class stock structure to ensure voting control by existing owners, but reiterated that it had no plans yet, to go public
Google opened an online shop for business software hosted as services in the internet, confirmed Yahoo! News. Google Apps Marketplace, launched last month, had offerings from more than 50 companies, including Intuit's online payroll program for small businesses. "Today, we're making it easier for these users and software providers to do business in the cloud with a
 new online store for integrated business applications," marketplace product manager, Chris Vander Mey, said in a posting on the Google website.

Twitter Turns Four

The service that began the status update revolution turned four-years-old last month. The US-based micro blogging service started back in 2006, and has since become wildly successful, despite only having taken off into the mainstream in 2008.
Twitter users are creating 50 million messages tweets of 140 characters or less each per day. Kevin Weil, a member of Twitter's analytics team, said in a blog post that Twitter users were writing 5,000 tweets per day in 2007, 300,000 per day in 2008 and 2.5 million per day in 2009. "Tweets grew 1,400 per cent last year to 35 million per day," Weil said. "Today, we are seeing 50 million tweets per day - that's an average of 600 tweets per second." He further added that the 50-million figure doesn't include messages from accounts identified as spam.
In a significant development for millions of deaf internet users, YouTube has extended automatic caption capability to all English-language videos on their video-sharing service. Since 2008, YouTube users have been able to manually add captions to videos, while in 2009, the website began offering machine-generated captions for about a dozen partner channels.
According to Physorg.com, Hereto Tonuses, a YouTube product manager, said in a blog post last month that the automatic caption, or auto-caption feature will now be expanded to all videos (in English) on the website. Auto-captioning uses speech-to-text technology to generate subtitles.

Websites On Children Rights Lounched

The Child Rights Legal Centre has set up a website to provide information about matters relating to child rights in Pakistan. Dawn reported that the website Pakistan.childrightsdesk.com was structured along the lines of the Convention on the Rights of the Child (CRC) monitoring framework, and will help government institutions and civil society organizations monitor the compliance of CRC within the country. It was also highlighted that the current legislative framework, which regulates child rights domestically, is outdated, lacks crucial details and does not fully incorporate international standards for the protection of children.
Although not all of the millions of e-mails sent and received everyday can be checked, authorities are, nonetheless, working towards making cyber monitoring a permanent feature of their operations. Relevant divisions of at least three security agencies have received instructions to monitor all forms of 'text' that could lead them to a terrorist source.
Previously these departments had been monitoring Pakistan's internet traffic and now, they have further intensified their Web watch by gathering useful information not only about domestic residents, but also about overseas Pakistanis.
A video-conferencing system set up by the Sindh information technology department was inaugurated last month by Sindh Chief Minister Qaim Ali Shah, with a call to Sindh Governor Dr Ishratul Ebad Khan and various district coordination officers (DCO).
According to The News, the project was initiated on the orders of President Asif Ali Zardari, in order to regularly assess the performance of the DCOs and the functionaries of all provincial departments. It will also be connected with the offices of the president and the prime minister of Pakistan.
The system will be linked with the health department so that patients from remote areas can receive better treatment from adept and well-known doctors in the cities. It was further mentioned that the system should also be linked to other sectors to help solve problems in hours instead of days.




Mobile phone subscriptions to top 5 billion

Mobile phone subscriptions globally are likely to buck the economic crisis and top five billion in 2010, according to the International Telecommunication Union (ITU) annual report on developments in the information and communication technologies (ICT) sector.
The report stated that by the end of 2009, there were 4.6 billion mobile subscriptions globally, with a penetration rate of 67 per cent. In developing countries, the penetration rate reached 57 per cent, more than double its 2005 level of 23 per cent. In developed countries, it averaged more than 100 per cent - more than one subscription per head.
"Demand for mobile telephony is fairly resilient with consumers willing to spend their disposable income on mobile services even at times of financial constraints," statistician Esperanza Magpantay said at a news briefing at the launch of the ITU's 2010 report on Measuring the Information Society.

Mexican mogul Slim edges out Gates as world's richest person
 Forbes magazine released its annual list of the world's richest people last month and for only the second time since 1995, Microsoft founder Bill Gates' name was not at the top.
This year, the title of "World's Richest" went to Mexican telecom mogul Carlos Slim, with a net worth of 53.5 billion US dollars. Slim, whose holding company, America Movil, contains a sprawling collection of telecom assets, is the first non-American to be declared Forbes' richest person, since 1994

Possible ban on import of used computers

Multinational brand vendors are pressuring the government to ban the import of used computers and IT accessories. The Ministry of Information Technology (MolT) is considering the proposal presented by these companies and other interest groups. The government's decision to seek proposals
Gas created discount among second-hand/used computer users and sellers. The decision has been largely criticized as "a timid and anti-poor policy of the federal government," as reported by the Business Recorder. The paper added that retailers expressed fears that the currently increasing rate of IT literacy would begin to drop if the ban were to take place.
dollars, while a new one costs around 350 to 400 US dollars. Pakistan imports - mainly from UK and the US - about 0.75 million used computers annually, which satisfy over 90 per cent users of middle and lower class societies.Whereas, new computers capture a very small market share. According to retailers, there are about 35,000 shops selling second-hand computer across the country and imposing this ban is likely to put them out of business.

Monday, September 20, 2010

What Is Usenet News?

Usenet News
Usenet service enables a group of Internet users to exchange their views/ideas/ information on some
of interest with all members belonging to the group. Several such groups exist on the Internet and
newsgroups. For example, a newsgroup named comp.security.misc consists of users haying; interest in
security issues.

A newsgroup is like a large notice board accessibly to all members belonging t6 the group. A member^ to exchange his/lier N-views/ideas/information with other members, creates a specially formatted submits it to the Usenet software running on his/her own computer. The software posts the message on notice board. The posted message can be read (seen) from any member's computer belonging to newsgroup, just as a notice posted on a notice bonM.ma access to the notice there are two types of newsgroups r moderated and non-moderated. In a moderated newsgroup, only selected members have right tb post (write) a message directly, on a virtual notice board, whereas in a no moderated group, any member can directly post a message on it. In a moderated newsgroup, a message created by an ordinary member is first sent to one of the members having right to directly post a message on the’ notice board, message is. then checked by the authorized member to decide whether the message is appropriate for posting./she does any editing that might be required to improve the message's quality, and then posts it on the notice I. The message now becomes readable Jo (can be seen by) other members,
main  ideas of a moderated  newsgroup is to ensure quality of the posted messages. As no one moderates quality of messages in a no moderate newsgroup, anyone can post anything. However, members of such newsgroups fild be careful in posting a message, because other members may react angrily by sending a flaming message use to an ill-mannered message. To address this issue, the concept of netiquette (network etiquette) has that deals with rules of framing messages that will not hurt others,

Friday, September 17, 2010

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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Place a fraud alert or security freeze on your credit file.

Over the Christmas holidays, a thief broke into the Davidson County Election Office in Nashville, TN and stole computers containing personal information on all registered voters. Social Security numbers of all registered voters were on the stolen computer’s hard drives.
The Election Commission says it will formally notify the public by mail that their full Social Security numbers may be available to outside parties and is asking voters monitor their financial and personal accounts for any suspicious activity.
The Elections Commission didn’t say if the information was encrypted as is often done on laptops.
If you’re a registered voter in Nashville or Davidson County, start watching your credit very closely. Identity thieves sell this type of information up to 30 times. Chances are the thieves targeted this office purposely to get information to sell on the black market. with approximately 350,000 numbers stolen $5 a pop for each social security number, that’s $1,750,000. Multiply that by 30, and you get over 52 million dollars. A big payday for the thieves.
You can do a number of things to protect yourself from identity theft.
  • Place a fraud alert  or security freeze on your credit file.
  • Get identity theft protection - compare identity theft protection
  • Get your free credit report from http://annualcreditreport.com
Credit monitoring services work, but they have a drawback. They only notify you AFTER your identity is stolen rather than preventing it. Then it’s up to you to get it fixed.

Getting a good identity theft protection plan like LifeLock will prevent your identity from being stolen. The CEO of LifeLock, Todd Davis, actually advertises his social security number. They back up their protection claim with a million dollar guarantee and will hire professionals to help you restore your good  name.
In addition to identity theft protection, LifeLock also has WalletLock - a wallet protection service. If your wallet is lost or stolen while being a LifeLock customer, one call is all it takes and a WalletLock specialist will contact each credit card, bank or document issuing company, cancel your affected accounts and complete the paperwork and steps necessary to replace your lost documents, including your credit/debit cards, driver’s license, social security card, insurance cards, checkbook - even travelers checks.
Doing protection yourself is good. You can set your own fraud alerts or security freezes and monitor your credit, but you can’t get unlimited help and a $!,000,000 guarantee should you ever have a problem.

Place a fraud alert or security freeze on your credit file.

Over the Christmas holidays, a thief broke into the Davidson County Election Office in Nashville, TN and stole computers containing personal information on all registered voters. Social Security numbers of all registered voters were on the stolen computer’s hard drives.
The Election Commission says it will formally notify the public by mail that their full Social Security numbers may be available to outside parties and is asking voters monitor their financial and personal accounts for any suspicious activity.
The Elections Commission didn’t say if the information was encrypted as is often done on laptops.
If you’re a registered voter in Nashville or Davidson County, start watching your credit very closely. Identity thieves sell this type of information up to 30 times. Chances are the thieves targeted this office purposely to get information to sell on the black market. with approximately 350,000 numbers stolen $5 a pop for each social security number, that’s $1,750,000. Multiply that by 30, and you get over 52 million dollars. A big payday for the thieves.
You can do a number of things to protect yourself from identity theft.
  • Place a fraud alert  or security freeze on your credit file.
  • Get identity theft protection - compare identity theft protection
  • Get your free credit report from http://annualcreditreport.com
Credit monitoring services work, but they have a drawback. They only notify you AFTER your identity is stolen rather than preventing it. Then it’s up to you to get it fixed.

Getting a good identity theft protection plan like LifeLock will prevent your identity from being stolen. The CEO of LifeLock, Todd Davis, actually advertises his social security number. They back up their protection claim with a million dollar guarantee and will hire professionals to help you restore your good  name.
In addition to identity theft protection, LifeLock also has WalletLock - a wallet protection service. If your wallet is lost or stolen while being a LifeLock customer, one call is all it takes and a WalletLock specialist will contact each credit card, bank or document issuing company, cancel your affected accounts and complete the paperwork and steps necessary to replace your lost documents, including your credit/debit cards, driver’s license, social security card, insurance cards, checkbook - even travelers checks.
Doing protection yourself is good. You can set your own fraud alerts or security freezes and monitor your credit, but you can’t get unlimited help and a $!,000,000 guarantee should you ever have a problem.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Abdullah Yunas Communication Pvt. Ltd. Building New Relationship

Abdullah Yunas Communication Pvt. Ltd. Building New Relationship

Dear Sir/Madam,

Abdullah Yunas Communication Pvt. Limited is one of Leading Company Providing Web Design, Web Development, Domain Registration, Web Hosting, Web Application Development, E-commerce Solutions, Search engine optimization (SEO), Software Development, Software Installation Solution, and Graphic Designing, Hardware Sale & Services Solution, Network Installation Solution.

Established in 2007, Abdullah Yunas Communication Pvt. Limited has extended its operation throught the PakistanUSA andUnited Kingdom. In view of its Multinational status, Abdullah Yunas Communication Pvt. Limited is familiar with the different cultures both in the East and West. Its general international network and strong global partners provides the basis for successful and safe solutions.

Abdullah Yunas Communication Pvt. Ltd. offers its customers cost-effective solutions and wants to be the customer’s first choice. It provides products and services that support customer’s products development and improve their value making. Our intensions are pure & simple with believe that the customer approval is one of the most important factor in continue a better & long relationship with customers. We provide quality products and service at cheapest prices.


Abdullah Yunas Communication Pvt. Ltd. employees are the key of its success. Our cooperate culture is defined by range, open dialogue, common respect, clear goals and key leadership.

Abdullah Yunas Communication Pvt. Limited offers a whole range of IT Services listed below.

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·       Graphic Designing
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·       E-commerce Solutions
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CH. MUHAMMAD YUNAS
Chief Executive
Abdullah Yunas Communication (Pvt.) Limited
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+92 – 300 - 4254951
E-Mail:             ayclahore@yahoo.com
Web:   http://www.AYCommunication.com/

Abdullah Yunas Communication Pvt. Ltd. Building New Relationship

Abdullah Yunas Communication Pvt. Ltd. Building New Relationship

Dear Sir/Madam,

Abdullah Yunas Communication Pvt. Limited is one of Leading Company Providing Web Design, Web Development, Domain Registration, Web Hosting, Web Application Development, E-commerce Solutions, Search engine optimization (SEO), Software Development, Software Installation Solution, and Graphic Designing, Hardware Sale & Services Solution, Network Installation Solution.

Established in 2007, Abdullah Yunas Communication Pvt. Limited has extended its operation throught the PakistanUSA andUnited Kingdom. In view of its Multinational status, Abdullah Yunas Communication Pvt. Limited is familiar with the different cultures both in the East and West. Its general international network and strong global partners provides the basis for successful and safe solutions.

Abdullah Yunas Communication Pvt. Ltd. offers its customers cost-effective solutions and wants to be the customer’s first choice. It provides products and services that support customer’s products development and improve their value making. Our intensions are pure & simple with believe that the customer approval is one of the most important factor in continue a better & long relationship with customers. We provide quality products and service at cheapest prices.


Abdullah Yunas Communication Pvt. Ltd. employees are the key of its success. Our cooperate culture is defined by range, open dialogue, common respect, clear goals and key leadership.

Abdullah Yunas Communication Pvt. Limited offers a whole range of IT Services listed below.

·          Web Development
·       Domain Registration
·          Web Application Development
·       Graphic Designing
·          Web Design
·       E-commerce Solutions
·          Web Hosting
·       Hardware Sale & Services Solution
·          Software Development
·       Search Engine Optimization (SEO)
·          Software Installation Solution
       Network Installation Solution

Please do respond as to continue in the stuff and start with some mutually beneficial business relationship. We assure you we will try our level best to meet your outlook and standards.

Thank you for your consideration in this matter. We welcome the opportunity to discuss any information/query, please don’t hesitate feel free to contact us, looking forward for your favorable response. We welcome you to visit our facilities for better understanding of our strength and structure.

Thanks and Best Regards,


CH. MUHAMMAD YUNAS
Chief Executive
Abdullah Yunas Communication (Pvt.) Limited
Phone: +92 – 42 - 35040046
Cell:     +92 – 321 - 4254951
+92 – 312 – 4254951
+92 – 300 - 4254951
E-Mail:             ayclahore@yahoo.com
Web:   http://www.AYCommunication.com/

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Dear friends at thinkgeek.com,
I recently acquired the "Annoy-A-Tron" from your web site. Actually, I acquired two, thinking that perhaps two devices might be necessary to truly splinter the minds of my friends and co-workers. How woefully did I underestimate this powerful tool.
I have watched this simple device transform an (until-now) mild-mannered colleague into a spitting, cussing, paranoid lunatic.
He has ordered all of the staff he supervises (not a small number) to locate the source of the dread beeping before doing anything else (but since they are in on the prank, they haven't been much help). So he waits, white-knuckles gripping the edge of his desk, anticipating the next beep.
He has set a timer on his computer to track the duration between beeps. It hasn't been much help.
My favorite quote so far, nearly bursting that vein on his temple as he shouted it: "That beep has been F***ING with me for HOURS now."
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Seattle, WA

Not convinced of the Annoy-a-tron's evil powers? Read this letter we received from a satisfied customer and be enlightened:


Dear friends at thinkgeek.com,
I recently acquired the "Annoy-A-Tron" from your web site. Actually, I acquired two, thinking that perhaps two devices might be necessary to truly splinter the minds of my friends and co-workers. How woefully did I underestimate this powerful tool.
I have watched this simple device transform an (until-now) mild-mannered colleague into a spitting, cussing, paranoid lunatic.
He has ordered all of the staff he supervises (not a small number) to locate the source of the dread beeping before doing anything else (but since they are in on the prank, they haven't been much help). So he waits, white-knuckles gripping the edge of his desk, anticipating the next beep.
He has set a timer on his computer to track the duration between beeps. It hasn't been much help.
My favorite quote so far, nearly bursting that vein on his temple as he shouted it: "That beep has been F***ING with me for HOURS now."
He has called the facilities department to schedule a maintenance worker to investigate.
He speculates that "they" might be doing air-quality testing in the building. This beep must be some device in the ducts detecting dangerous levels of asbestos in the air. Or worse. Radon? Aerosolized mercury? Legionella spores?
The beep means something. What does the beep mean? Is it a warning? It sounds urgent, doesn't it? It's telling us to do something. But what? Replace a battery? Call the authorities? Evacuate the premises? Scrub ourselves with disinfectant and put on haz-mat suits and call our families to give them our tearful goodbyes?
I imagine that soon he will begin to take things apart. He will methodically dismantle all of the electrical devices in his office, creating an unusually precise metaphor for what is happening in his psyche.
I am reminded what a thin and fragile thread keeps us attached to sanity. Today, this tiny little device helped me break a co-worker's mind, and I thank you for the sinfully pleasurable schadenfreude.
My best to you,
John
Seattle, WA